Youthfulness Admirer Gifts

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

'...something that will make my wife look slim and twenty years younger...'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"Botox."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"'A', I'm adorable."

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

"I've lost my youth."

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

"I can't make you look younger, but I can make you look like you've had a lot of expensive plastic surgery."

'I need a botox job.'

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"

Cherub and old angel

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

'The staff seem to get younger and younger.'

"All I know is I will never wake up my inner child again."

"Mum's really happy with her new botox treatment...I think."

"Nope, you owe the government absolutely nothing. It's true what they say...these are the most wonderful times of your life."

"Where did my life go?"

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

"My kids keep me young."