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'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"My kids keep me young."

'Madam realises we're talking serious money here?'

'I need a botox job.'

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

"Mum's really happy with her new botox treatment...I think."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Botox."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Football/Soccer bubbles

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

Sparkler

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Dogs love kids because our faces are always within licking reach.'