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"All I know is I will never wake up my inner child again."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Botox."

"Miriam keeps me young."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Active pensioner.

Mall of ages

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

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The Ageing Process.

Too young to be a grandma

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

'What I wouldn't give to be young and ugly again.'

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."