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'Have you considered Botox?'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'Nice try, but I'm still trying you as an adult.'

'Second childhood, eh?'

What's wrong, little buddy? Some stupid kid called me "old." I'm young! I've been young all my life! I'm good at it. I know all about being young. I've been young since way before he was even born. He's just jealous that I'm more experienced at it than he is. Might be time for us to have a little talk.

'Nice to see the cherry blossom out so early in the year.' (Old fashioned boot polish).

'She's my age!!'

'Wow! You really do look just like your baby pictures.'

'He keeps us young!'

Active pensioner.

'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'

"You don't have to remind me that I'm having another birthday!"

Old dogs and new tricks? It's all rubbish, you're never too old to learn! That's how you stay young at heart...

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."