Youthful Heart T-Shirts

"They never change. It's just that as we get older we develop a higher tolerance for dorks."

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

Active pensioner.

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Lots of people would consider me young...if they were alive today.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."