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'I don't like to be called a 'senior citizen'. I prefer the term 'mature playmate''

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

Children's artwork exhibition.

Surf Casting

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Tiger Costume

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

I told you that kid was spoiled.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I hold him hostage?'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Active pensioner.

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."