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"... No, my parents don't want me home so early because they don't trust me... They don't trust you!"

Baldo and a girl splash back and forth at the pool.

"Kisses don't mean much unless you feel something in your heart."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Domestic Pardners

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Love

"And this is my life support system."

Make good decisions!

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

You, Me, Still Me

Apple Kiss

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Valentine's Day

Father's love

Love is Love

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

'Peace and goodwill to all men and all that and 'im upstairs said is there any chance of a couple of lamb chops?'