Young At Heart Advocate T-Shirts

We are 50 going on 15...

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Roasted Peppers

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

Secretary to boss: 'You fooled some of the people all of the time, Senator, but they were all too young to vote.'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Lots of people would consider me young...if they were alive today.

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

'Angiogram.'

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

'Prove it.'

Taking out the garbage can, cleaning up my room... Why doesn't someone start a civil war to free us kids?!