Young At Heart Advocate Prints

We are 50 going on 15...

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

Roasted Peppers

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Secretary to boss: 'You fooled some of the people all of the time, Senator, but they were all too young to vote.'

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

Lots of people would consider me young...if they were alive today.

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Make good decisions!

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

'Angiogram.'

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

'Prove it.'