Young Advocate Prints

Make good decisions!

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Oligarchy

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Joe Biden

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Welcome to your new English Class.

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

"We added it just for the millenials."

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Secretary to boss: 'You fooled some of the people all of the time, Senator, but they were all too young to vote.'

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

One after another

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

Refugees Crisis