Young At Heart Advocates Prints

'I don't like to be called a 'senior citizen'. I prefer the term 'mature playmate''

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

Children's artwork exhibition.

Surf Casting

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Tiger Costume

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Active pensioner.

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I hold him hostage?'

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."