Young At Heart Seeker Prints

"That's precisely the problem. You're acting your age!"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"Spring Chicken"

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

Active pensioner.

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

Lots of people would consider me young...if they were alive today.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'Prove it.'