Youthful Spirit Seeker Prints

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

'Met my sister for lunch the other day. She's actually beginning to show her age. Of course, not her real age.'

"Have you noticed that little old ladies seem to be getting younger"

"I'm gonna need to see some ID, girls."

'Mum, you just HAVE to stop lying about your age, otherwise everyone will think that you are younger than me!'

"Spring Chicken"

"All the kids are doing it...ridin' low...driving cool...I think I could get the hang of this!"

"Age is all in the mind."

Viagrampa

"Good game."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Needs to get a life"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Zenemies.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Tiny Visions

My God, I need to fart.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'