Youthful Spirit Holder Prints

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

Whatever!

'Best to keep downwind.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Spring Chicken"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Dog Teenagers

Too young to be a grandma

The Ageing Process.

Hit Me

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."