Youthful Spirit Appreciator Prints

Are we inviting invisible friends?

'There's no fool like an old fool, Hayostek, but some of you young fellas show real promise.'

Future Old People

"I'm too big for a pinata party. I'm too old! Too mature!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Spring Chicken"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

William Tell in his younger years.

Lemonade/Prune-aid

Hit Me

The Ageing Process.

Too young to be a grandma

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

You've got the body of a man less than half your age