Youthful Spirit Enthusiasts Prints

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

Roller Skating Pensioner

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Whatever!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Spring Chicken"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Dog Teenagers

Hit Me

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

The Ageing Process.

Too young to be a grandma

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

You've got the body of a man less than half your age