Youthful Spirit Enthusiasts Mugs

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

Roller Skating Pensioner

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Whatever!

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Spring Chicken"

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Dog Teenagers

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Too young to be a grandma

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Hit Me

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Lemonade/Prune-aid

The Ageing Process.