Youthful Spirit Seekers Prints

Nails, blusher, eyeliner, lipstick...

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'He's maturing early.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Whatever!

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"You're on mute."

"Spring Chicken"

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Promised Land Signpost

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'