Young At Heart Enthusiasts Prints

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin playing hockey. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

Boy on father's knee

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

Lots of people would consider me young...if they were alive today.

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

'Prove it.'

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician."

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

Mt. Moriah Church Senior Citizens

Apple Kiss

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

'Do you hear music'

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

Gang

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'