Forever Young Enthusiasts Prints

"Do you have a minute to talk about your retirement years?"

Plastic Surgery: Growing Old Is Not An Option

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Elderly People

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Taking to the sky...

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Driverless Car

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'I see that a Communications Disorder Instructor has just entered your life.'

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.