Forever Young Enthusiast Prints

Old biker with a zimmer frame.

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

'This is the third year in a row she claims she's just 5 1/2 years old.'

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Each candle represents a year of you remaining 35. . .'

"You look amazing Dad. Has Mrs Arnold been ironing your face again?"

"She admits to being 40, but not when."

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

It can be taken up at any age....

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Elderly People

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

Taking to the sky...

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'