Forever Young Enthusiasts Mugs

"Do you have a minute to talk about your retirement years?"

Plastic Surgery: Growing Old Is Not An Option

Do you think I'm sixty?

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

Elderly People

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Driverless Car

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

'I'd really have the jitters if I knew the future, but your mom is supercool!'