Future Enthusiasts Mugs

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

The Faith-Based Family

"Where do you see yourself in ten years"

"He says this is the future. I say he's nuts."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Packaging Russian Dolls

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Do you think I'm sixty?

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Taking to the sky...

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Driverless Car

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'