Future Enthusiasts Gifts

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

The Faith-Based Family

"Where do you see yourself in ten years"

"He says this is the future. I say he's nuts."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Packaging Russian Dolls

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Futuristic Teenagers.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Driverless Car