Future Athlete Enthusiasts Gifts

'I just felt it kick again, Charlie - I think he's going to be a football superstar!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"I AM at my usual position."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Exercising

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'