Future Athlete Enthusiasts Gifts

'I just felt it kick again, Charlie - I think he's going to be a football superstar!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"I AM at my usual position."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Exercising

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Cristiano Ronaldo

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

David and Goliath.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'