Aspiring Athletes Gifts

"In my next life I hope to be a premiership footballer."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Exercising

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

A push in the right direction: 50c.

Multisports

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

Always stick to the script.

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."