Future Fanatics Gifts

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Giant Monster in Bath

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"Here's the problem."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Blend Schools

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Futuristic Teenagers.

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Medieval King

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Taking to the sky...

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"