Future Fanatics Pillows

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Giant Monster in Bath

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Futuristic Teenagers.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Medieval King

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

Driverless Car