Future Aficionado Pillows

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

Jack in the Box

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Futuristic Teenagers.

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Taking to the sky...

"Pavlov's Blog."

'Steeee-rike three!'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'