Future Career Enthusiast Pillows

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

The world's most unemployable family

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?"

'The candidate must be decisive and independently minded.' - 'Would I describe myself as 'decisive and independently minded'?' - 'Would you describe me as 'decisive and independently minded'?'

Taking to the sky...

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'