Retro-future Fans Pillows

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Cord cutter

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

Drive in movies.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Early Laptops.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Snail with pc monitor.

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

You've got snail.

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'