Retro Fanatic Pillows

"I take it this means the barbeque is ready."

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"This is the old water tower back when this was a small town. This is how everyone got their water."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Diner.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Early Colour TV

Old rocker.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Computer Class.

"Do you do much walking?"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Drive in movies.

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."