Retro Fanatic Pillows

"I take it this means the barbeque is ready."

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"This is the old water tower back when this was a small town. This is how everyone got their water."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Diner.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Computer Class.

"Do you do much walking?"

Edison invents the personal stereo

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."