Young At Heart Senior T-Shirts

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

Children's artwork exhibition.

Surf Casting

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Tiger Costume

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I hold him hostage?'

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

Active pensioner.

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."