Young At Heart Senior Gifts

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

Children's artwork exhibition.

Surf Casting

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Tiger Costume

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

I told you that kid was spoiled.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

Active pensioner.

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I hold him hostage?'