Youth At Heart Gifts

"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician."

"Don't push in, you'll ruin my cell phone, my pager and my PDA."

The oldest swinger in town!

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Surf Casting

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Tiger Costume

Didgeridoo

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."