Child At Heart Gifts

Look! I'm doing it! I'm doing Jazz!

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'How do you send text messages?'

'Watch out for him - he bites.'

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'Money from the tooth fairy may seem like a sure bet, but it's not a good long term investment strategy.'

"Let's do snack."

'Looks like Joanie lost another turtle.'

The experienced backpacker.

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

Ice Cold Lemonade - Going out of business sale!

Teacher to jungle kid: 'Use your inside voice, Tarzan.'

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sandtrap like at beach.

The School Nativity.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Play-Doh vs Work Doh

Stop the war.

'No dear, that's only a fairytale. You'll probably grow up to be an ugly duck like your father.'

"Why didn't the Fairy Godmother use her cell phone to remind Cinderella it's getting late?"

'This call may be monitored for quality assurance.'

Private view of refrigerator art by child.

Jack in the box on strike.

'Don't look so worried I'm only taking you for a walk in the park!'

Exotic Petting Zoo and A Dog.

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'Sorry, they don't eat homework.'

Simon Says 'Cross'

'I rode Rover in so I wouldn't track up the floor.'

'Why do all the people in the children's zone look like they are having more fun than us?'

"...and please bless and keep safe Mommy and Daddy and Stevey and Spotty and our United States Postal Service."

Snow White taking the seven dwarves to a pediatrician.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'I'm okay fellas. I just had the wind knocked out of me.'