Overgrown Child At Heart Gifts

"Two buckets and spades, please...er, better make that three!"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Surf Casting

Children's artwork exhibition.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Didgeridoo

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

Tiger Costume

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

Jack in the box on strike.

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'