Big Kids At Heart Gifts

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Surf Casting

Children's artwork exhibition.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Rock and Roll

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Didgeridoo

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Tiger Costume

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.