School Kids At Heart Gifts

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

'He's OK now, but don't let him eat anymore homework.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Children's artwork exhibition.

Surf Casting

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Tiger Costume

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

Didgeridoo

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Jack in the box on strike.