Youngsters At Heart Gifts

'Hey - I nicked that off a car last week.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Surf Casting

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Didgeridoo

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Tiger Costume

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Jack in the box on strike.

Puppies