Teen At Heart Gifts

TEEN FISH

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Three more years of high school."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"He's gone goth"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

PROBLEM AREAS

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"