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"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Three more years of high school."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"He's gone goth"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

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'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'