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'Hey - I nicked that off a car last week.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Surf Casting

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Tiger Costume

Didgeridoo

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Jack in the box on strike.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'