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Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Mr. Migraine Cold Ice Cream.

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Tiger Costume

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Hot Dog

"Oops! I'm sorry...your scoop fell out."

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

"When did you get a pet?"

"My parents are good providers, and if I say so myself, I'm not a bad providee."

'Don't look kids!'

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'About that breath of yours -- maybe you should consult the Tooth Fairy.'

'Her name's Beatrix Potter - She draws the likes of me and you in kinky clothes'

'Ever since I started wearing this fake crown, lovely girls have kept coming up and kissing me...'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"Go human."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Overprotection!

No one dared move while Ernie looked for a place to wipe his booger.

Just a flower.

Surf Casting

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Helicopter hat lands on helipad on top of man's head.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'Look, Santa is downloading presents.'

I told you that kid was spoiled.

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'