Kids With Big Dreams Gifts

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

The toothfairy

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Kids."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'I can dream, can't I?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

Life's game plan for pre-schoolers.

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."