80s Kids At Heart Gifts

Laundry in the 80's.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Madonna.

Boy George.

Skater dude.

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

Back to School '95

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

'Not the Adam Ant!'

"It's an 80's indie band, fronted by Robert Smith."

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

"But after awhile it just turned into one of those cheezy 1980's summer movies."

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)

"It's that scratch music."

Pasta of the Eighties

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

You're like the grandpa I never had, Mort. You never knew your grandpappy, Randy? Oh, no, I knew him. Grandpa Randy was an intrepid archaeologist who broke hearts and defeated villains all over the world. "Indiana Randy's" life story became the stuff of legend. They even made some movies based on his exploits. I'm just saying you're nothing like him. I was going to see those films back in the '80s, but the matinees were past my bedtime.

80's Teen

Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

'80's Cow

Time Travel Agency: Book a trip to the 80's and get a free pair of parachute pants!

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

Mr Potato head loses a body part

"We should do something crazy...like growing our hair long like rock stars from the old days!"

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

It's a great idea Movember, but it never would have worked in the 80s.

A very,very,very funny cartoon if read in 1985: 'I got my neon shoelaces caught in my Rubik's Cube and it took me an hour and a half to tie my shoes!'

Cyndi Lauper

Special! Thrill to Last Season's Pro Football!

Bring Back the '80's.