90s Kid At Heart Gifts

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

It's hammerhead time

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Courtney Love

Pumpkin Spice Girls

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"I feel stupid and contagious"

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

"I've had it with the nineties!"

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

The zombies were halfway across the living room when they noticed that 'Friends' was on.

Darling, you're 48 years old, do you have to jump in every puddle?

"Time capsule 1994"

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

Big Kids R Us - 'They sell executive toys.'

"Were you just humming the Spice Girls?"

"I've changed my mind about multiple fanny packs. I'm going back to cargo shorts."

1998: A Look Back - January & February

"And right here is where we got jiggy with it."

Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.

Though Bob was 32, he still got stuck at the little table.

Indie Kid.

"He's a child prodigy."