80s Music Gifts

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Skater dude.

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

The Cash Pointer Sisters

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

"It's that scratch music."

Pasta of the Eighties

Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.

"So your patient is suing you because he's become addicted to love under your care. How much 80's music do you play in your office?"

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

80's Teen

'80's Cow

Chamaeleon at doctors - 'I'm worried about my karma.'

Laundry in the 80's.

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

"We should do something crazy...like growing our hair long like rock stars from the old days!"

Mr Potato head loses a body part

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

A very,very,very funny cartoon if read in 1985: 'I got my neon shoelaces caught in my Rubik's Cube and it took me an hour and a half to tie my shoes!'