80s Kids At Heart Pillows

Laundry in the 80's.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Skater dude.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

"But after awhile it just turned into one of those cheezy 1980's summer movies."

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

"It's that scratch music."

Pasta of the Eighties

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.

Time Travel Agency: Book a trip to the 80's and get a free pair of parachute pants!

80's Teen

'80's Cow

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

"We should do something crazy...like growing our hair long like rock stars from the old days!"

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

Mr Potato head loses a body part

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

It's a great idea Movember, but it never would have worked in the 80s.

A very,very,very funny cartoon if read in 1985: 'I got my neon shoelaces caught in my Rubik's Cube and it took me an hour and a half to tie my shoes!'

Special! Thrill to Last Season's Pro Football!

"The karaoke machines! They've become self-aware!"

Lambada: The Forgotten Dance