80s Culture Pillows

Lambada: The Forgotten Dance

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

Laundry in the 80's.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Mr. Simmons, we've been asked by the entire world to make you wear these.'

Skater dude.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

"It's that scratch music."

Pasta of the Eighties

Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

'80's Cow

80's Teen

"Should they start doing those 80's beach vacation posters yet?"

Another Programme Dissecting the 80's

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

"IF you want to get a girl's attention, ask if she likes to dance! Do the hustle!"

Mr Potato head loses a body part

"We should do something crazy...like growing our hair long like rock stars from the old days!"

'The eighties are in fashion.'

A very,very,very funny cartoon if read in 1985: 'I got my neon shoelaces caught in my Rubik's Cube and it took me an hour and a half to tie my shoes!'

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